WTF How fucked up are you right now?

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    :smile:

    I'm pretty fucked up. I just got back from the store, and I was all 'damn, I'm fucked up right now'.

    Happy 4th of July!!

    :davetoke:
     
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    I'm pretty high Dave.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    So you're driving around while high?
     
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    5 pbrs so far. Just a little buzz.
     
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    3 Coronas. Not fucked up.
     
  6. Daveindiego

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    :wtf:

    Nigga, wut?

    I walk to everything. LAST fucking thing in this world i need is to kill someone or get a DUI, I'm not that stupid.
     
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    Driving drunk? :yes:
     
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    Store is like a 3 block walk now.

    :dancin:
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Jesus, could you imagine getting locked up today? You're going to be there until Tuesday afternoon with absolute shit humans.

    : shudder :
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    I keep forgetting that everyone here lives in Asshole, USA, where you need to drive to everything. :giggle:
     
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    I'm high
     
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    I could walk to my 7-11 but why turn a 5 minute store run in to a 30 minute one. Plus I don't want to risk my life with all these pot head drivers on the road.
     
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    i plan on a nice relaxing stream tonight (raged a little bit last night). I bailed on Dead and CO due to ticket price and lack of interest.

    I did, however, purchase some of Oteil Burbridge's new signature strain.
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    Going to open some decent wine later. Grill some carne asada.
     
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    How many beers before you wont drive?
     
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    5 over 2 hours.
     
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    Was this question directed at anyone specific, or in general?

    For me, probably three in an hour, or if I hit five in any period of time, will make me put away the keys.

    There are enough means of transport to not stress myself out about such things.
     
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    I don't drink that much, so I wouldn't drive at all after a drink. :grad:
     
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    Things must be pretty good for marijuana smokers these days. All the strains and shops and whatnot. Back in the day, we just had whatever was around.
     
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