How fucked up will Howard be when his parents die?

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  1. Fillmore Fingers

    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    I'm not trying to make light of parents that pass away--I know when my folks go, I will be in pieces because I love them very much, and we have a great relationship.

    But given how fucked up they made him already, what do the therapists at Dawgs have to say about this? Will it free him from having to pretend that he's straight (and failing miserably at that)? Or will it send him deeper into Howard Hughes territory?

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    Feeline Active Member

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    Maybe some people around here will remember that at the end of the day, Howard is a human being with thoughts and feelings and give him a break. And, also recognize that while he may be just a shadow of what he used to be.. there were years and years of entertainment there.
     
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    Wiggy is a shadow of his former self, but one's parents are one's parents. The death of a parent is so awful, even Beffus and the Wigged Wonder get a complete pass on that horrible happening. I don't know, maybe that's just me.
     
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    He will finally come out of the closet al la Bruce Jenner.

    Guaranteed. 100%
     
  5. Feeline

    Feeline Active Member

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    I really hope so. While this forum is indeed a lot of fun and represents the thoughts and feelings of us hardcore fans.. I hope when Howard's parents die nothing cruel goes on. That would be a step too far..
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Hes got there voices in his head
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    It will devastate him. He should thank gawd he can afford excellent care for them as they are a million years old and extremely fragile.

    I'm going to lose my mom and I am freaking out. I've been loaded for the last 2 weeks since she fell. She's in a nursing home and she hates it. I'm not in a position where I can even visit. I can't walk.

    Back to wiggy...he's a momma's boy and when she goes the prick is going to feel mortal.
    Mooooose will have to disappear. Wigs family won't tolerate monster.

    It will mess with them hard. He's lucky they did so well for so long. My mom is much younger and she's basically blind deaf and insane.

    F mutt
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    I hope they have savings i dont wanna hear him cry about the cost of burials. [ especially if hes paying. ]
     
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    he's going to go into a deep depression. inspite of all the jokes about them, i think he's going to have to have his shrink move in with him and go on some heavy meds.

    i know when my father died, i didn't want to get up in the morning. i couldn't get out of bed for a month except to shower and occasionally eat something which i promptly threw up.
     
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    Jesus..
     
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    SFN refugee?
     
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    Nope. Just a lurker for a long, long, long time on both.
     
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    They've been dead for years, he's just unable to accept it. Their house has been kept just exactly the way it was before they died and Wiggy pays a crew to keep the grass clipped, the floors swept and the refrigerator stocked with fresh food. And every week he goes over and argues with the furniture as if they were his parents.
     
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    Will the Cunt take a smiling selfie next to the casket is my question.
     
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    #sosad
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    Sorry to hear that.
     
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    The worst part about your parents dying is that you move up in rotation. Howard will become obsessed with the fact that he is next in line when the Reaper comes calling.
     
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    Fuck him. Everyone goes through it. He's no different.

    His $500 shrink/con man will have to earn his money
     
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    Maybe he'll start another scam charity in his parents name. As much as Howchie may love his parents, his love for money wins.