How gay are fedoras?

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  1. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    I saw some dude at the mall today wearing one of those fucking hats with shorts and sandals. I'll never understand how anyone thinks they look anything less than completely gay wearing those, especially with normal clothes. What the bloody fuck.

    Does anyone here think they actually look good?
     
  2. zutroy

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    I have a much larger issue with a man wearing sandals in public. This should be illegal.
     
  3. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    Fedoras are to millennials as scarves are to Wiggy.
     
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    How fat is Jonah Hill?

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    My grandfather wore one every day. It was cool on a WW2 vet that was serving on the USS Bunker Hill when it was attacked by the Japanese in 1945. It looks foolish on anyone else.
     
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    Not as gay as that hair hat stern wears. Or the one Howard wears.
     
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    What about at the beach though?
     
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  8. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, that was a totally different thing. Like Dean Martin or Sinatra, they were cool as hell.

    Just like beards, the millinneals got a hold of the style and made it as gay and douchebaggy as it could possibly get.
     
  9. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    There was a time when they were worn by real men. But now they're garbage thanks to douche millenials.
     
  10. LawyerLarry

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    I've been thinking for a couple years that I need a cool hat to wear to court in the winter. I always just wear a black beanie and stuff it in my coat pocket when I get inside. I'm thinking I need a Scotish golfer type hat where the top buttons down to the brim or something.
     
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    Nope.
     
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    100% Gay on the gay meter.
     
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  14. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I got a fedora outside the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland and I think I look flipping cool in it. But I could be really wrong. I feel like mooose hiding its dirty extensions and re-growth sometimes when I wear it.

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    Extremely.

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    Do you wear it with casual clothes? An Indiana Jones costume? What man, what?
     
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    Usually with riding britches and tall field boots. Wow...creepy.

    I gotta quit doing so many bong hits.

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    He was also wearing socks.

    :facepalm:
     
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    Always thought fedoras had broader brims?
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    Looks more like a hipster chapeu.
     
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    Frank wore it well I think.

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