And just how many times did he get to say the word "cock" this morning? I literally lost count. He must have dropped half a cup in his boxers talking to Jonah (who the fuck is this guy anyway?) Falcon. We even get to know how big Nick Cannon's rod is as well. Howard must have been swooning from all the cock talk. His rabid enthusiasm for all matters phallic is becoming obsessive. In studio with two black guys and a white dude with a massive trouser trout. The only thing missing from the discussion was Howard's lover Ralph... What a show.