How Horny Can You Be To Totally Wreck Your Life?

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  1. HS Cult Leader

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    [h=1]FBI: Off-Duty Pilot Groped Girl, 14, On Delta Flight[/h] [h=2]Teenager was traveling as an unaccompanied minor to Utah[/h]


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    OCTOBER 29--An off-duty pilot traveling on a Delta Air Lines flight Saturday allegedly groped the buttocks of a sleeping 14-year-old girl who was seated next to him and flying as an unaccompanied minor, The Smoking Gun has learned.

    Michael James Pascal, 45, was named yesterday in a felony complaint filed in U.S. District Court in Salt Lake City, Utah. Pascal, who works as a Delta Connection pilot, was charged with abusive sexual contact on an aircraft.
    According to FBI Agent Cameron Smilie, Pascal and the teenage victim were traveling on Delta Flight #855, which departed Detroit at 5:45 PM Saturday and arrived in Salt Lake City about three hours later.

    The girl, who was on crutches due to an injured foot, boarded the flight early, and was seated next to the window in row 44. Pictured at right, Pascal, a “non-revenue ticketed passenger,†sat in the row’s middle seat.
    As detailed in the complaint, the girl (who is only identified by her initials, “R.S.â€) told investigators that after having a short conversation with Pascal about her injury, “I made sure I had the armrest down because I usually feel uncomfortable when people get to close to me.â€
    The teenager said she later fell asleep in a seated position “with her legs pulled close to her chest and her feet on her seat.†When she awoke, the girl recalled, she noticed Pascal’s hand “under the left cheek of her buttocks.†The hand, she noted, was “far enough under her buttocks that his fingers were touching her inner thigh.â€
    Agent Smilie reported that the girl described feeling Pascal’s hand as “being palm up and feeling him gripping her buttocks but not moving.†The armrest between her and Pascal “was in the upright position†and some of Pascal’s body weight was on her.
    Pascal’s eyes were open and he “was clearly awake,†the teenager told investigators.
    The girl said that she elbowed Pascal in the right arm and stated, “What the hell are you doing?†After being struck by the teenager, Pascal “quickly pulled his hand out from under R.S.,†Smilie noted.


    “I’m sorry I’m sorry I was asleep, I have to use the bathroom,†Pascal told the girl, according to the criminal complaint. After pressing the call button to summon a flight attendant, the girl left her seat and contacted a member of the flight crew (who moved the child to the plane’s last row).
    After the plane landed in Utah, Pascal was interviewed by law enforcement officials. He claimed to have fallen asleep with his hands in his lap, but did not recall “where his hands were when he was awoken†by the girl’s thrown elbow and her “What the hell are you doing?†demand.
    Pascal said that it “may be possible for his hand to have fallen in the minor’s seat while he was asleep.†When asked why he raised the armrest between him and the girl, Pascal explained that the male passenger in the aisle seat “was taking some of the space.†He added that the girl “was smaller and was not taking as much room in her seat.â€
    In custody since his arrest, Pascal appeared this afternoon in federal court, where a magistrate scheduled a detention hearing for Friday afternoon.
     
  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I would like to hear both sides of this story, first. How nice was the butt in question?


    In all seriousness, this guy isn't getting bail for a butt grab? He's an idiot, no doubt, but what are we talking about?
     
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  3. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    That's a pretty gutsy move on an airplane with him being a pilot and all. Doesn't sound like the first time at age 45. What an idiot!
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...she was probably asking for it. pretending to be sleeping and all your honor.
     
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    What's the age of consent at 30,000 feet?
     
  8. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    He was probably just applying pressure to the injured area. You try and do a good turn for someone, and they make it into this whole "thing."
     
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    It drops a year for every 10,000 feet. Something to do with science. It's kind of like the deal where you don't age as you approach the speed of light, but the concept applies to butt-groping in this instance.
     
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    ...her butt cheeks was warm.
     
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    I'm always a bit skeptical of these kinds of accusations. Is there any evidence except for her word?

    What makes me really skeptical is the girl specifically sez something about putting her armrest down because she's so uncomfortable around people.

    Is she one of those people who enter the world just looking to be offended?
     
  12. MyLazyHand

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    That's my point. The airline pilot is being denied bail and kept locked up because a 14 year-old says he made contact with her butt.

    If I had a nickel for every time a teenage girl said I touched her butt...
     
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    Maybe her ass cheek fell asleep an he was just trying wake it
     
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    Hmmm....Science....:bigthink
     
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    Pics? :dontknow:
     
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    Isn't that what any good samaritan would do?
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Sounds like this guy fell asleep and leaned on her a little. It happens in planes all the time. She sounds too sensitive - probably been abused in the past which is why she feels "uncomfortable when people get to (sic) close to me".
     
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    What law did he break? Or, more specifically, what type of touching constitutes assault?
     
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    Did the pilot at least put a chunk of vaseline on the tip of his finger?
     
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    Groping (in this case nonconsensual contact of the Buttocks and Thighs) is sexual battery in most cases...of a minor no less. IF that's what occurred. Intent plays the biggest factor, it generally has to be done for sexual gratification...accidental contact isn't an offense. In any case, now investigators are searching his house, computers, Netflix account - everything, all because of the claim alone.