How Howard Stern could end the "wig" debate

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by PelicanWig, Dec 12, 2013.

  1. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    If you were the highest paid broadcaster in the history of radio and received endless ball busting and speculation that you wear a wig and have jet black hair at the age of 60.... If it bothered you that much and countless times swore that your hair is the result of strong family genetics handed down by your mysterious Uncle Sal.... Would you not use your radio and TV empire to finally put to rest rumors to the contrary?

    Why doesn't Howard Stern the genetic freak put to rest all these "haters" & use his media empire to show us all the truth? Have a doctor and a hairdresser come in for a segment and put the speculation to rest. I would have to think Wiggy would sleep better and all of us "haters" would not have a leg to stand on and I'm sure both print and television media would carry the results, thus vindicating the genetic superior that Howard Stern is....
     
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    What's he saying, Robin?

    Seriously though, as much as we'd all love to see this happen, since it really is a hair "system", the chances of it being put to the test are ZERO POINT ZERO.

    Our only real chance is someone trying to rip it off from behind on the street or something.
     
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    itpdude New Member

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    Amazing genetics, tell you what. . . . nature gave him those luscious locks but skimped on the, oh, entire face and body department.
     
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    Lol I have thought about that alot recently, wondering who is crazy enough to try that!
     
  5. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    ...or you could just return the phone calls from the producers of another radio show when they call to take you up on your $50,000 challenge that you agreed to on the air instead of ignoring their calls and having your mutual boss threaten their jobs if they continue calling your offices or discussing your wig on their show...
     
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    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Great idea, but we all know he'll participate in a staff IQ test before this ever happens.
     
  7. JasperBugg

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    What with Ronnie and God knows how many other security guys he has around him all the time, it'd be like trying to get to Hyman Roth.

    Difficult, but not impossible. You go get 'im, Rocco!

    [video=youtube;AO-VFDYy9Rk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO-VFDYy9Rk[/video]
     
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    Ha ha I forgot about this. Isn't there a good clip of the guy that challenged him getting snubbed by the stern show? If anybody has the link I'm sure there are some here who haven't heard it!
     
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    what do you do for a living?

    what was that i was doodling
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    You'd have to get by Ronnie Mund. :rolleyes:
     
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    there is a debate?
     
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    In any sane fan/ex fans mind? No. In Wiggy's delusional brain. Yes.
     
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    Douchebag 007 New Member

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    well Howard and reputation.com fuel half the debate the side that thinks he has hair
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    I read on the internet once that Robin Quivers says in her book that came out in teh mid 90s that Howard wears a piece. Anyone buy that book or have it laying around that can verify this claim?
     
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    He can't end it. If his hair was real he could, but it's obviously a glued down wig.
     
  17. Tinman

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    short version...

    [video=youtube;XReG9jXaB5w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XReG9jXaB5w[/video]

    longer version...

    [video=youtube;qNfEK7R_MK4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNfEK7R_MK4[/video]
    :hat:
     
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    Even Joe Rogan finally tapped out to male pattern baldness, he went so far as to get that surgery done that leaves a big scar on the back of your head.

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