WTF How i will control the munchies and other bad habits!

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  1. sstressed

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    i started looking for something like this when i smoked years ago but there was nothing simple and at a reasonable price. i bought this yesterday. i'm thinking i can stash chocolate, sugar laden treats, my best pot etc so i don't over do it.

    kSafe: XL Time Locking Container to limit drinking and other vices. 10.4" inside height

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    due to my daily use of medical cannabis, it's hard for me to keep munchies around. imma lock up the good stuff for a few hours at a time so i don't OD on sugar! at least that's the plan! :leaf:

    i used to have much better control but since i started vaping, i've given in to pigging out more than in the past.
     
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    Try stocking up on healthy snacks.
     
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    Get out of here with that nonsense.
     
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    Don't buy them in the first place.
     
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    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    You're going to end up smoking old roaches while waiting for the good shit to unlock.
     
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    A 6hr time lock works for Howard and Beth.
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    some people just don't understand! :)
     
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    i eat very healthy, for all but 3 or 4 days a month. i stock up on carrots etc. i eat a bunch of fruit. i eat lots of raw broccoli in salads. i never had a sweet tooth until i got old and started hanging out with a women with kids.

    now when i go shopping, i just buy some fun stuff like sour jellies and peanut m&ms...corn nuts...maybe a couple slices of chocolate cake. i end up throwing out most of it because at 8 p.m., after a hard evening of vaping, candy has no chance of survival. so imma lock it up.

    i'm pretty sure this will work out well for me. :jj:

    every once in awhile i get a genetic i love...girl scout cookies and ghost train haze are my current favorites. when i'm down to a couple grams, i'm going to lock them up after i get buzzed on them.
    damn pot stores should always have these 2 genetics! and i've told them so! :grouch:
     
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    Fuck that thing. It has a timed lock AND it's clear? That's just inhumane.
     
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    As I sit here eating cheetos and chocolate. :) I only eat candy when I'm stoned.
     
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    Or a little self control? :dontknow:
     
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    yeah i thought it being clear was stupid but i'll just stick it in a cupboard. out of sight, out of mind.
     
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    you try vaping a gram of superior marihootchi and have the self control of someone who isn't medicated. :grouch:




























































    :jj:
     
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    Oh stress, my man.
    :secret: I live in SoCal and have a card
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    :beer:

    i'm at the "fuck it" stage of my life and candy is dandy! :dance:
     
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    Eat up you only live once. Everyone loses weight in the end.
     
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    Enjoy it. I never really deprive myself of anything.
    Just try not to overdo it ;)
     
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    That's not going to stop you from going out for snacks or ordering in, then you'll eat what's in the safe and get twice as fat
     
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