Sports How important is penis size when selecting a President to you?

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  1. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    For me it's not very important.

    Also, I'm not really Elton John.
     
  2. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i could've swore you were elton john

    also to answer the question, penis and hand sizes are paramount in determining a great leader. JFK had Kawhi Leonard sized hands and a ten inch cock
     
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    thegroovologist Well-Known Member

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  4. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    I don't know that any other presidential contender could hope to compete with Hillary's arsenal of strap-ons.
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "my hands are fugging yooj"
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    It's very important. When the world leaders are sitting around in the gay bathhouse, You want the USA to be well represented.
     
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    What's a president without a bulge in his pants
     
  8. Lumbergh

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    Funny you should mention Elton John. He and I share the same birthday: Today, March 25th.
     
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    small hands = small tackle
     
  10. RaeRae

    RaeRae Rae Gold

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    HUGE!
     
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    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    Pretty important: I want the president to have one.
     
  12. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig Banned User

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    My dick size doesnt change when voting for a president, unless she is young and beautiful (never gonna happen).
     
  13. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I can palm a basketball and I am hung like a button just ask @Tuesday she nibbled on it and it grew
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    I prefer the president to have a tiny penis.
    It's gonna be rammed up my ass anyway.
     
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    As long as it's big enough to fuck Trump right to death. ;)

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  16. Snort

    Snort Looking for my weed and xanax Gold

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    Way too many cock threads lately, but I guess, this is the Howard forum.