Has Howard put out a hit on Andrew D. Luecke yet? Comments are open http://www.esquire.com/style/a32570/howard-stern-voted-best-mens-hair-in-america-020415/ Apparently the hair care professionals of America are totally insane, because groominglounge.comrecently surveyed 40 of them and they named Howard Stern holder of the best hair in America. Before you start picking up the pieces of your blown mind, we're required to let you know that "The King of All Media" beat out a top five including, Bradley Cooper in the two spot, Chris Hemsworth at number three, with Ryan Reynolds and George Clooney coming in at four and five, respectively. Seriously, how did this happen? If they really only asked 40 hair care professionals it seems unlikely that Stern used his considerable sway to rock the vote. Maybe SiriusXM owns groominglounge.com or something. Whatever, we're going to go reconsider our life choices now.