How is it possible to cheat nowadays with the advent of cellphones?

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  1. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    I am 46, and need new tricks. My pussy-slaying days were from 1988-2007. Highlight was in 1998, fornication with
    three different women in a 28 hour span (all 8+). No cell phones, no one could call and pin me down. Plus, I worked third shift so I kept a secretive sleep schedule.
    How do you people cheat now? I am thinking of getting back out there on the scene, but I don't know the secrets of not getting caught. If you have a cellphone with a camera, you can always be pinned down.
    any tips?
     
  2. Big Bad Booey

    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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    Stop being a douche.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Why stayed married then?
     
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  4. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I would think someone who could slay 3, "8 pluses" in a 28 hr period could come up a way to make it happen.:dontknow:
     
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    Ctanner Well-Known Member

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    You've got the good boy phone and the naughty boy phone
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Chloroform and a windowless van.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Just offer to rub Ben Gay on the broads at your retirement home.
     
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    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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    Seek help. Seriously. You are a grade A pile of shit.

    Be a fucking man and divorce your wife. She deserves better.
     
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  9. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    :giggle:
     
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    FSFN Well-Known Member

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    Your wife is getting railed by 3 aids infested crack heads as we speak.
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    I bet your wife knows how.
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You realise that while you're obviously unhappy in your marriage and feel the need to cheat, your wife more than likely feels the same way....and women are probably better at getting away with it...
     
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    This is good advice. And, in the end, you win too.

    I married the first time shortly after college. Seemed like the right thing to do. The girl was physically attractive and I dug her brain. She helped me get my shit together. For both our long term happiness it wasn't a good partnership. While we had a lot in common, we didn't have the right things in common.

    I'm on number two now. 12 years a week ago today.

    On my first honeymoon I was looking at other women. And not in the normal way. I wanted to hump them. Given the chance, I would have humped them.

    I still notice women, everyday. I'm normal. The difference? I wouldn't cheat now, under ANY circumstances.

    And not because "it's wrong" or "I wouldn't want to hurt her" or any shit like that.

    The why here is the most important part. No one should marry anyone until they feel the same way.

    I wouldn't cheat now, for the same reason I wouldn't steal a twenty (or anything else) from my best - male - friend.

    I found, and married, someone I'd truly be best friends with, even if she didn't have lady parts.

    Relationships are only work if you're in the wrong one.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I think it's Ashley Madison time for you...
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    Seriously your wife does deserve better..
     
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    This :rolleyeup:
    and this.... :fil:
    and THIS! :winner:
     
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    o_O Ok, then what the hell was the point of this thread?
     
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    Miss America Well-Known Member

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    Nice that you like 8+ women. Three in a 28 hour span. Wow. Howard likes them smaller. You sound like a peach.
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    Oops, sorry I thought this was posted by OP.

    You, sir, are awesome! :hug:
     
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    Battery died
    Lost phone
    Phone got robbed