How is it that Stern 'knew a friend' who humped his bed to get off?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mr Pink, Oct 12, 2014.

  1. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    Wtf? Any other guy here have a friend tell him something like this?? How does this subject come up and why would this friend divulge such a wierd fact to him? More gay shit from homo's past.

    This was revealed while pumping ETA for info on his jack off technique.
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    Didn't artie say he did it?
     
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    Howard probably asked if he was beer can thick and his friend added that.
     
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    uh like always he was LYING! We've come to understand that's he's the best at it.
     
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    Beth Eats Hay Well-Known Member

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    Was the wigged twig legged asshole referring to the late Eric "The Actor" Lynch?
     
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    For a guy with no friends, he seems to have an acquaintance for every "I know a guy/I have a friend" story.
    How can that be?
     
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    knew a friend is code for sucking a strangers cock in a public bathroom
     
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    Just one of the many voices Howard hears in his head.:unuts:
     
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    it's all bs
     
  10. ohmicah

    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    I vaguely remember reading that way back when in some magazine. They questioned people about the strangest sexual thing they've done and one guy said he mounted the crack between the mattress and box spring. It might have been in Hustler or maybe National Lampoon. Can't quite remember.
     
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    Howard's worse than that guy on Pawn Stars
     
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    He steals other people's stories because he has none of his own. David Spade once talked about some idiots who shot cacti for target practice. Later Howard told the story that when he was on a road trip as a camp counselor, he and a friend went hitchhiking on their day off (?). They were supposedly picked up by some guys who decided to go "cactus shooting". He then talked about them shooting at cacti, but didn't say how he and his friend got back to their camp bus.

    I've noticed other instances of his doing this, but this is the only one that comes to mind.
     
  13. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    The guy was his friend back when Howard was screwing models and so many of the women at the station he worked that the program director had to tell him to slow down.


    I think your thinking about the time Jay Thomas told the story about how he was sleeping with half the women at the station and management brought him into the office and told him to stop screwing all the employees because it was causing them headaches. Wiggy has since co-opted the story and made it about him.
     
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    My buddy was really young and was fucking a rolled up sheet in his bed when his mom came in to cut his toenails. He said he pulled up his pants but the sheet was still between his legs. We laugh about it but I would never divulge the freaky shit I did when I was figuring out how to use my dick.
     
  15. Ashbeard

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    Jay Thomas, most honest man in broadcasting.
     
  16. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    If he found a 20 dollar bill on the ground he would look for the owner Right Robin?
     
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  17. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    more bullshit...just like the 'friends' he has that are into big asses and titty fucking. both of which he of course, doesn't understand. fairy.