How is JD still alive?!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Morrisb, Sep 5, 2013.

  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    Friendzone with pornstars. Shit from 60 Minutes Sports. Jerking off into shirts and he still hasn't reached for the rope. :dontknow:
     
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    Huh? I don't know.
     
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    I feel bad for the kid. He will be kicked to the curb once Wiggy decides to call it quits. It'll be back to Ohio for a job at the local Best Buy.
     
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    Why can't he get any suits that even remotely fit him?
     
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    You have to be literate enough to ask for help when choosing a suit.
     
  8. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    Howchie asked the same shit when Lisa Ann was on a couple of years ago. I had that show. The only thing different this time was pathetic JD. You want to help but he does it to himself.

    JD segments - Painful. :facepalm:

    [video=youtube;2mkWWIEBIxo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mkWWIEBIxo[/video]
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Why can't he get his suits cleaned and PRESSED?? :dontknow:
     
  10. TelegramSam

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    At least he didn't plan on making a career out of Blockbuster, although I think Best Buy may not be far behind them. :dontknow:
     
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    Haha poor JD. How do you even get a jacket that wrinkled? Must have been wadded up into a ball in his closet.
     
  12. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    How do you have 2703 posts and haven't forked over for supporter status?
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    He likely pulls one off the rack and pays for it w/o any alterations so as to avoid having to interact with the sales person. Sad, but he knows how to fix all this and seems too lazy to do it.
     
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    Seriously, it's not like he grew up on the farm with Richard, we've been able to get cheap tailored suits at Macy's in Cincinnati for going on 100 years now. :jj:
     
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    JD took note of his Boff's look and went with the extra long sleeves.
     
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    Thrift store.:secret:
     
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    If manchild is in the dictionary, it's just a picture of JD.
     
  18. Scooter

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    I personally don't think he is fun or funny.