How is Shuli part of this lineup from lastnight?

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  1. nanoboy

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    :giggle: 5 minutes? I bet that was some set!
     
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    How many times can he mention he is a Jew in 5 minutes?
     
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    Letting Shuli open for those guys is the comedy version of a pity fuck.
     
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    amy needed weed and asked Artie, Artie ayeummmmm'd I'll call shuli. Shuli demands 10 min set to deliver amy's weed, artie laughs and gives him 5....
    That's how. :cheer:
     
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    The real head scratcher...how is Artie the headliner? "Pass the ball n-i-g-g-e-r!" :nojj:
     
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    Dave Attell > rest of the lineup.
     
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    someone wrote "what's a Shuli" lol
     
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    Yep, definitely a mercy booking. Shuli probably whined to one of the real comics about being desperate for a gig and they let him tag along.
     
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    He really is the worst hacky comedian ever. But a 5 minute set for someone "in the biz" as long as he has been is a real joke. I don't know why he doesn't just give it up.
    You're not funny, shulli! Cut it out
     
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    comedian is like the only profession where anyone can just decide to be one.
    most comedians arent even funny. people pay to expect to laugh, so they do i guess.
    "hi" (2-3 ppl laugh)
    "so i went to dinner..." (10 people clap)
    "... and my wife.. " (most of the ppl in the place laugh)
     
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    Just be sure to do a better job than Artie.
     
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    Started a thread at the other site....Is Shuli jewish? He git slammed for a day.....then the thread disappeared
     
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    Artie is too much of a pushover. Whenever one of his friends or peripheral acquaintences in the the comedy business complain about getting work, Artie offers him 5-10 minutes on one of his shows.

    Now that the Ronnie Block Parties are dead (and it was because of lack of interest and not Howard killing it was just so Howard to save face that his name can't even get a few hundred people into a comedy venue anymore) and Shuli has started his own shit tour (The One Mic Comedy Tour with the "amazing" Maddog Mattern as his opening act) that probably is getting zero ticket sales, Shuli is desperate to build his own name and probably cried to Artie that he isn't getting his name out there. Artie, who can't say no, probably gave him 5 minutes because he was backed into a corner.

    No legitimate comedian would take a 5 minute gig. Bob Levy would have been insulted if Artie asked him to do 5 minutes at the beginning of the show.
     
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    I think Artie has given 5 minutes to Jeff the Drunk and Ass Napkin Ed in the past and Shuli's talent level is about the same as theirs.
     
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    30 seconds of that 5 minutes was plugging his DVD/CD.
     
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    I think with Shuli, he just won't accept that he's not funny. Someone close to him needs to take him aside and tell him the truth. The one reason he even draws is because of the Stern Show.
     
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    "i mean suckin cock"

    "if you want to walk to st. louis one weekend"

    "weird thing was, i was driving"

    "she didn't believe i was god"

    "one will get you kicked in the shin, the other will get your fucking ass kicked"
     
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    [blaek voice] you must be sprinklin' it on yo' cheezeburgers! [/blaek voice]
     
  20. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    So they're giving him billing for basically doing a sound check.