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  1. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    Now this is more strange than anything else....only in Floriduh.
    Mom accused of breastfeeding while driving drunk with multiple kids in car
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    FOX 35 Orlando (WOFL) -- A Florida woman is accused of driving under the influence of alcohol with children in the car.

    On Tuesday, a deputy with the Volusia County Sheriff's Office stopped the woman along State Road 44 in New Smyrna Beach, when he said he saw a vehicle with expired tags and a child bouncing around and not buckled into a seat.

    According to a report, 33-year-old Cateria Thomas appeared to be drunk. The deputy noted that she had glassy eyes, smelled of alcohol, and was breast feeding a 2-month-old child when she was told to step out of the car. The deputy said she failed a sobriety test and refused a breathalyzer.

    Thomas told the deputy that she hadn't been drinking, but that she had just eaten four hamburgers with whiskey on them, the report states.

    Thomas was arrested on charges of DUI, child acts that could result in harm, and driving without a valid license.

    Four children were in the car, ages 2 months, 1, 3 and 4 years old. They were taken into custody by the Department of Children and Families, but will be staying with a family member.

    As of Wednesday afternoon, Thomas was still booked in the Volusia County Jail.
     
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  2. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Hmmmm......I'm actually quite impressed with her multitasking skills.

    She's a miserable cunt who should have her children immediately taken away......but it's still impressive.
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    I had a drink called a chocolate monkey once.
     
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    Them whiskey burgers........
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I would starve to death before I let her breasts near my mouth.
     
  6. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    those poor children
    she could have killed somebody
     
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    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

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    Ya' know what? That doesn't sound bad. :chriza::pigout:
     
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    I assume you are asking how did she find 4 guys to have sex with her.
     
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    I don't blame her. I get all messed up on whiskey burgers all the time.
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Whiskey burgers in da hood.
     
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    I'll need to see a full body shot of this Cafeteria Thomas before I render a verdict.

    I mean it's not impossible that the breastfeeding child was in the back buckled in its car seat as she was driving.




    :giggle:
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Sweet Jesus. She's having a kid about every 12 months or so.

    Maybe the Dept of Children and Family could teach her about birth control.
     
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    Mmmmm....White Russians

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    I first read her name as Caterina, it reminded me of this chick.


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    Morning after pill residue on ebt cards!
    :idea:
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Holy mother of gawd...THAT'S a woman???? That actually got laid????

    see my post in @Odd Vaark thread "men will F anything"
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    that's one ugly woman
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    She puts the FE in Cateria. Or something.