How long are we going to pretend that Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise are young?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Johnny and tom are old farts masquerading as young men. We know this. Johnny and Tom know that we know. But we make-believe that we don't know and Johnny and Tom make-believe that they believe that we don't know, but know that we know. Everybody knows.


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  2. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I'm gonna pretend that I am Johnny Depp until I feel likes it. :fil:
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    I give Depp points for not coloring his hair.
     
  4. HelloCleveland!

    HelloCleveland! Well-Known Member

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    I don't pretend. They're 50+ year old veteran actors. :dontknow:
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    I am guessing that when Johnny Depp is 80, I will still want to fuck him.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    I'm guessing Mr Cruise will, too.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Putting those two is the same class is an insult to Johnny IMO

    Old? I always thought of them as a little older than me, I think...no idear...lol
     
  9. dawg

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    We are supposed to believe that this young girl (Looks like a little girl) was attracted to Cruise in John Reacher. It was creepy.

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  10. Teeney

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    I like Johnny Depp Tom Cruise not so much
     
  11. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    He's over 50
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I don't get what yer saying..should they just give up? Let themselves go to shit and stop banging hot chicks? Shuffleboard perhaps?
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    How old are you, Dawg?
     
  14. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Be careful.
    Tom Cruise is an Operating Thetan level 7.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Dawg I just PMd you its urgent.
     
  16. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Dude, I am saying stop pretending that they are young and little girls are in love with them. How much more plain can i make it? They are old, period.
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    :stfu:
     
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    Johnny was good in that Tom Petty video. :picking:
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    dont be a pussy just be yourself
     
  20. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    This is low on my give a shit scale, I liked War of the Worlds though, Pirates not so much