How long do we give Dallas before nuking it off the map?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    With 2nd + Ebloa case in Dallas... we should play it safe and just drop a nuke

    but don't worry Dallas Cowboy fans.. the team doesn't actually play in Dallas so you are safe :thumbup2:


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    how about them Cowbo......boom

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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Maybe we should nuke all of Texas to be safe. And then Rhode Island just for the hell of it.
     
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    Sounds reasonable to me... we will have to make sure the Dawg servers are moved out of Texas tho
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    they would have to update that bomb by placing a Dallas Cowboy star on the side
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    They beat Seattle, people!
     
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    No warning, they will leave and spread this shit.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    good point
     
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    My question is why chimp in chief would send us soldiers to ground zero in Liberia.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Maybe Tony Romo can pull a Bruce Willis in Armageddon and trigger the nuke while connected to the device.
     
  11. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    it would be the only right thing for him to do
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    but what if he fucks up the snap

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    If Rhode Island is code for The Hamptons, absolutely
     
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    lol! nice!
     
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    Too late, the second health care worker who contracted ebola decided to hop on a plane after treating the first patient. :eek:
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Add Cleveland to the too-nuke list
     
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    Lets make sure our nukes still work... test a few in Africa and Middle East first.... Add Washington and New York City just for giggles.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    That goes without saying
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    you don't use a nuke...
     
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    Yeah we cant take the chance of nuking anything in Texas. Might just hit a stray Dawg. :(
     
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