How long do you take in the shower?

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  1. Dionysus

    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    People tell me about 5 mins, but that's way too short. 15-20 min for me.
     
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    10 minutes
     
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  3. Dionysus

    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    You shave in the shower?
     
  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    This is California.
    We are out of water.
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    naw i shave beforehand, i have a beard so i need to be in front of the mirror
     
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    Diez minutos
     
  7. Dionysus

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    Steal Oregon's
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    10 to 15. I shave and clean the bunghole.
     
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    Wheres my peeing in the shower people at?
     
  10. DarkFriday

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    I'd rather just kill the almond farmers in this state.
    They alone account for our water problems.
     
  11. Kanye West

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    oh i pee in the shower all the time
     
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    8-12 minutes depending on time of day, whether or not I'm late, if I'm washing my hair, if I'm shaving my balls, etc.
     
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    5 mins usually. pits, ass, balls, hair every other day.

    10 minutes if i clean entire body.
     
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    Every other?!?!? :wtf:
     
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    10. Shave before showering
     
  16. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i shave after showering, the skin is always a lot softer and better to shave after all the steam and soap from the shower imo
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i brush my teeth in the shower, i'll be brushing my teeth while getting wet before i put on soap
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i use a loufa to initially lather myself, it gets a great lather going, then finish off with my hands
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i spend 8 minutes just on cleaning my crotch/asshole area
     
  20. Asshat13

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    nextlevel with some great showering tips in this thread. Thanks