How long do you think you could survive if you were trapped in.....

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  1. Ano

    Ano Dawg Supporter

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    If you were trapped in a party store like 7/11 or some gas station?

    You would have the food that you would have to eat quick like donuts or hot dogs.

    You would have candy

    Your canned food would last the longest so you would probably want to save that for last since that would last longest.

    Some said maybe a year
     
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    The pop and water would last a while

    I 'm not sure if the bottled water has any sort of life expectancy
     
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    And all that beer too.
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    you would have beer as well :beer:
     
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    I'd be alright fer a bit....:tld:

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    I give animalgod about 3 days
     
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    I'm 45 years old now, so, I don't know, 75. :dontknow:
     
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    a few years, easy. You would get fat as fuck and your blood pressure would go thru the roof tho.
     
  9. pheelios

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    I would live forever or until I was rescued whichever came first.
     
  10. Oderus

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    I'd spend at least a week with a chip in the salsa humming the Jaws theme.
     
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    Bull shit. If there's no tri-tip, it's Hari Kari time mister. :p
     
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    Is the power still on? These places have big freezers, I'd put as much of the perishables in those on the first day.
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    wow, you're being generous.

    i would of given him half that.

    as for me, i'd probably last in there at least 6-7 months
     
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    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    Step in to a Slim Jim Peachy. ;)
     
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    Save the Slim Jims for last. They could survive nuclear winter.
     
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Dammit :ninja:
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    one of the gas stations by my house has a flamin hot slim jim.

    just say no.
     
  18. Bubbleguts420

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    The giant Tabasco one? I love that thing!
     
  19. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    Wow!!

    Some thread you've got here, hoss.
     
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  20. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    oh no, not that one.. that one is fine

    the one i saw has that little flamin hot logo like on the cheetos bag..
     
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