How long do you wait to bang ex's sister?

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  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    It's been ten years since I broke up with a particular ex, she's already married with kids, and out of the blue the ex's sis and I are talking.

    These aren't white trashers either (or I wouldnt be asking), this is a Southern California "8" actual hopes, dreams, and apparently, ambitions.

    No ill will toward the ex, no grudge or motives, sis is simply hot. At this point I'm actually disinclined to hit it with both barrels, but thought I'd ask for a ruling from you animals anyway.

    I'll hang up and listen :coffee:
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    It's 5:51 am where I am. 6:00 am sounds reasonable.
     
  3. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    10 years is long enough...

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  5. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    you're 9 years, 364 days too late.
     
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    cg256 Well-Known Member

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    I would need pictures to make a more informed decision.
     
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    I would hit that like Dale Earnhart...
     
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    Gay for even asking.
     
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  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    10 years later?? C'mon, you know the answer, she's ripe for a plowin'.
     
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  10. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold POTY Politics

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    Should have done them simultaneously...:coffee:
     
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  11. larryluncg

    larryluncg No static at all VIP Gold

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    Just do it
     
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    yes, 10 years ago. nice guys finish last
     
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    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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    Don't destroy that for her then...
     
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    Wait? Do it before you pack her bags!
     
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    Does she want to have sex with you?
     
  16. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Yes, knowing this fact would certainly help your chances...
     
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    While you're banging her doggy whisper in her ear how much tighter her sister was and hang on for dear life. You can thank me later. :c
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    If she contacted you, I would go for it. If you contacted her, I would go for it. If her mom is hot, I would go for it. Why are you asking us?
     
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    Love that scenario. Someday after you two kids get married and have children and you're all together for Thanksgiving, the two sisters will be in the kitchen deciding if the mashed potatoes need more salt and you'll be standing off on the side with a cocktail and a mild buzz thinking about how you've had both of them on all fours.

    And you'll always have a one up on your future brother in law because you banged his wife before he did. Doesn't matter if he pulls up in his $120,000 BMW X5 M... You can still win with a "Nice car, champ!" (Or killer, sport, chief, boss or hoss) and a knowing smile.
     
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  20. nearly.normal

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    Will need pics to decide.
     
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