How long do you wait to use the bathroom after someone before u dropped heat?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Is there a set time?
    Do you go in as a mouth breather to do your bidness?
    Or do you just grin and bear it and do what you gotta do?

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  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    I like to get in there while the seat's still warm.
     
  3. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    I wait until I can find an unfunked bathroom. I'd rather shit outside than walk into the brown cloud.
     
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    I wait until the Canary regains conscious
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    I go right in
    I like to see what I can tolerate
     
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    Hey @GaryPuppet , what do you do for a living?
    No bababooey joke. I'm actually curious
     
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    Totally depends on how angry my guts are.
     
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    Grin and bear it.

    I shit twice as much and twice as stinky as the girlfriend and she never complains.

    I figure I owe her the same.
     
  10. A. Genius

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    I always like to keep in mind that in order to smell something, tiny flecks of it have to touch your tongue. Yum.
     
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    dropped heat :giggle:
     
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    Go in and do your fucking thing and get out. Don't be a baby. I suppose you don't shit in public johns either where you get to use free TP and toilet!
     
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    I just go in the sink if the stall has a dark cloud hanging over it.

    That's just how we roll up here in Shitsancisco. :)
     
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    Wouldn't stop me.
     
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    ILOOKLIKEBETH ever since than i've been the champ

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    I wait until the Canary regains conscious, cant stop laughing good one hoss
     
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    I run right in and pull a tim sabien and then :buhbye:da F out
     
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    As long as it is this level or better I go:

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    and to think this was once poster of the year


    how the mighty have fallen
     
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    I hold my breath as long as I can and get the hell outta there.
     
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    If my colon can wait, I'll at least wait a couple minutes until the seat gets cool again. There have been many times I don't give a fuck, I'll sit on a warm seat with piss on it if I gotta evacuate.