How long into the first live show back..

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  1. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    Until Howard the crypt keeper starts ragging on all the guys about how fat they got over break?

    As if most are not already dangerously overweight, but we all know Howard plays it up like they were all 175lbs before and 2 weeks later are high pitch sized.

    1st hour? Second hour?
     
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    Who cares anymore.
     
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    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    That's actually an excellent answer haha
     
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    It's the truth.
     
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    live show tomorrow?
     
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    is mehmet fat?
     
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    I wonder how much weight Jeff's lump and Bobo's wig gained over the break ?
     
  8. binhphuocngu

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    It's gonna be a shitty, unfunny and tired show. GAYRANTEED!
     
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    I'd be great if one of the guys getting laid off at the end of the year anyway would grow a set of cajones and tell him he's an anorexic who looks like shit.

    Won't hold my breath but still...
     
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    Anyone asked that should reply....

    "Yeah...I might be fat but at least I don't need someone to help me write a picture book for kids."
     
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    "Guys, why do you feel you have to over do it at Thanksgiving? Let me give you tip. Shut up and listen.
    You know what Beth and I had for Thanksgiving? A beautiful eggplant parmeasean with pasta!
    Hold the breading, hold the sauce and hold the cheese."

    Sal: "And your mother is holding my cock!"

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    I thought that Battle of the Blobs was a funny bit, but of course Benjy had to be Benjy. :facepalm:
     
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    I happened to get an early run down for the show tomorrow in case you don't have a chance to listen to it. Here it is:

    • 7:00am: Show starts. Howard talks about how tired he is and how the vacation went by too fast. He says he had tons of business meetings and not sure he wants to come back.
    • Howard talks about the Planned Parenthood shooting and how the most important thing for him in the election is electing a President who will protect abortion rights. He says this so if Beth ever gets pregnant she knows he is 100% in favor of abortion. This is a guy who won't let her go on the birth control pill because it isn't healthy.
    • Howard plays a fake phony phone call.
    • Howard plays more clips of Robin singing.
    • Howard talks about all the email he gets from listeners saying they love the impression he does of his parents.
    • He then goes into an impression of his Mom talking about their Thanksgiving day.
    • Bobo calls in to ask some stupid softball question. Howard says this is why the listeners hate Bobo, yet Howard will pick up on him again tomorrow.
    • JD Sheets call in begging to be burned.
    • Howard talks about how much Richard drank over vacation.
    • Jeff The Drunk calls in like he is scheduled to do and talks about nothing.
    • This cues up a call from the Lump so they can milk this bit while the listeners want to pull their hair out.
    • Shuli comes in to talk about Jeff's Periscope account while cracking himself up.
    • Marianne from Brooklyn calls in (as scheduled) because she wants to know if Howard will stay with Sirius. This allows Howard to brag about all the offers and networks that want him.
    • Howard plays songs from Little Mikey singing about Robin's hot ass forgetting she is now pushing 250lbs.
    • Robin's News starts where she reads off the Yahoo News site.
    • The Wrap Up Show begins where you get to hear Jon Hein talk about the genius of Howard and how great of an interviewer he is.
    Mix in a bunch of commercial and live reads for Canvasworld and I would say that is close to what you will hear tomorrow.
     
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    Truly. Who cares what Howard says about anything anymore?
     
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    That is probably soooo scary accurate that I feel as if Gary, Jason, and Will are copy and pasting this as we speak.

    Classic crap cruise control Monday Sirius Plughead.
     
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    It's weird how Howard seems to think that denying himself food makes him superior to others and being thin makes him attractive. Neither is true, he might actually look a little better if he GAINED some weight but he'd still be hideous.
     
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    Scary!

    That's probably 99% accurate.

    You forgot z-clip ads
     
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