How long is Wiggy's guitar nonsense gonna last

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HooHoo, Feb 21, 2014.

  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    "Beth will love me more if I can just get in a band Robin"

    Pathetic.

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  3. check1

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    "I need to get in a band Robin". Words spoken over decades.
    What a tard...you're 60 and can't play...you missed it dude.
     
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    I forgot to listen to the last few hundred shows. Can you provide some Mark's friggin details?
     
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    Until he finds his next bit for filer... not sure if it's better or worse than than his "go to Rae and Ben" filler bits... both/all are lame :bigcry:
     
  6. HooHoo

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    Thinking Outside The Box. 02/19/14. 6:10am
    Howard said he's mastering ''Old Man'' on his guitar. He said that some people in the email liked his playing. He said that they liked it. Fred said there were a bunch. Howard read some of the mail and people were telling him to keep on strumming. Howard picked up the guitar and said he's working on playing Bowie's ''Star Man.'' He played a little bit of that and explained the song. Howard said that Bowie is brilliant. He said this chord doesn't really exist but Bowie plays this thing that doesn't really exist. Howard said that he's breaking the line there. Howard said he has to talk to Sal and Richard about this. He said that they have to think outside the box. Howard said they don't really need to have just their own shit on the walls. Howard said they have to say to themselves that they don't play by the rules. Howard said that you'd laugh at Bowie if you saw him playing the wrong chord. He said that it works though. He said the artists are the ones that create the new rules because they think outside the box. Howard said it's brilliant. He said they all have to think like that.

    Howard said when you look at the guitar you have to wonder what the right tuning is. He said that Leslie West plays with an Open D tuning and that works for him. Howard said Johnny cash played ''Hurt'' in his own way. Howard said he has to try and remember how to play it. He demonstrated how he played it. Howard said he can't remember the chords. Howard started to sing it but didn't remember the lyrics. Howard said maybe a lot of these guitar players are shitty at playing but they end up sounding great. He said they're thinking outside the box.
     
  7. Phillipmcd

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    Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said Howard said.
     
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    Guitar hero?

    guitar zero . zero
     
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    Jesus, Howard really is a super-retarded douchenozzles, isn't he?
     
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    Wiguardo will never play guitar competently. The risk of ruining the manicure is too great
     
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    Thanks.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    what do you mean? his teacher told him he is better than 95% of the guitar players out there.
     
  13. HooHoo

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    This will be like his chess obsession gone quickly
     
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    Photoshop opportunity. Wiggy's face on this body


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    this is fantastic news.

    when is he going to have emily on the show so he can accompany one of her songs?
     
  17. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I just think it's hilarious that photography (Beef ego stroking) is not his main hobby anymore. Beef is sending out a lot of old and selfie pics lately.
     
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    now he's trying to learn guitar….christ

    I never understood when people say "you listen the stern show cause of howards life" No, no I don't. Getting his ass kicked in school, fights with the fcc, and his relationship with his mother got annoying hearing it the second time. His days off are a bore fest, make some shit up.
     
  19. Phillipmcd

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    I read a thread here a while back that Howard said Beth is a great singer. Here we go:
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  20. check1

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    Howard was the luckiest fucker in the world and became a big shot morning zoo keeper.
    All his hobbies end up in the trash when he can't recreate the same one in a billion luck.
    Chess, photography etc. fall away when it becomes obvious that he won't be the best (or even near ok).
    Now we have calligraphy and guitar master to look forward to (failing!).