How long until High Pitch Eric drops dead?

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  1. luvsimpsons

    luvsimpsons Well-Known Member

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    I give him 3 years. Diabetes isn't something to mess around with.
     
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    fat bastard is trying to steal ETM's spotlight. :jj:
     
  3. Maddysmom

    Maddysmom Kunt Banned User

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    Depends on Wiggy's ability to trick SXM into another contract.
     
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  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    As a former EMT I can tell you these fat fucks linger on forever. They just keep getting fatter and more dependent on other people. Before you know it there will be 6 poor bastards carrying a legless High Pitch down 2 flights of stairs and back 3 times a week to dialysis and he'll just keep on eating and eating.
     
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    There's a 500 lb woman at dialysis like that but she has her legs but many others don't have legs. let their diabetes get outta control and blew out their kidney's
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I know it's not the case for everyone but I've actually had people that would eat and drink extra because they knew they were having dialysis that day. Even had a woman that would drink all night and we'd pick her up in the morning shitfaced and she'd be sober after dialysis.
     
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    kinda not a good idea when the limit is 1 liter per day.
     
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    I'll give him two months to live, and another month to smell him from the hallway.....
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    My brother in law calls them "gomers" short for get out of my emergency room.....
    Another plague on society.....food stamps for fucking Oreos......brilliant....
     
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    How long until High Pitch Eric drops dead?

    Correct answer :

    Not soon enough
     
  11. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    He will out live howard....it's just how it works
     
  12. RenchFries

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    I just can't feel sorry for people who eat themselves to death. It's so fucking dumb.
     
  13. Richard Tucker

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    With our luck he'll live well into his 60's or 70's.
     
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    He will be inspired to lose weight and get in shape. Eric will then become a male model. He will replace Nacho as Beth's secret lover.
     
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    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    Today would be 15 years too late.
     
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    He keeps defying the death pool, should have died long ago.
     
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    Its an easy fix ,get tubby a treadmill and get his fat ass on it ,case closed. And remember tubby no more sugar. And 1 more thing stop sucking COCK.
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    Agreed.

    At his weight, he already has to have had some impact from the diabetes, so he's aware.

    But if he's eating family-sized portions of processed macaroni and cheese, he doesn't care and they'll be whittling him down, bit by bit.
     
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    I have no hatred for any wack packers,but when they die,it will improve Howards show,since he will be forced to fill up his show with other stuff.
     
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    i got it,soon dead,stay tuned