How long until Howard and Billy Crystal make up?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    its not funny. it not fun
     
  2. Herc

    Herc New Member

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    When Beth & Howard meet him at a party. Which will probably be within the next couple of months . . .
     
  3. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    Oh fucking god. :facepalm:

    I bet it's already happened.
     
  4. Murphy

    Murphy mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah VIP

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    Prolly over the vacation.
     
  5. chuk

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    Make up? Never. Make out? Soon....
     
  6. Herc

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    Howie has no dignity. Whoever Wiggy & "The Amazing One" meet become "Great" people . . .

    He used to goof on Barbara Streisand all the time back in the day. Now she's "Beautiful" & "Intelligent" according to him . . .
     
  7. Rocinante

    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    Who is left to reconcile with? Elaine Boosler?
     
  8. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Howard may as well be following the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous but he's more fucked up than any drunk with a closet full of skeletons and lies. He's at the step where he has to make amends to everyone he's ever wronged.
     
  9. Herc

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    Imus, The Greaseman, Those two radio DJ's in LA (Mark & Brian), Billy Crystal, Elaine Boosler, Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, OJ, Arsenio Hall, & the rest are dead so he'll just go to their grave sites or send apology letters to their next of kin . . .
     
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  10. Big Biscuit

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    Hampton's Howie drives me crazy, but why the fuck would he need Billy Crystal at this point?
     
  11. Chuck Kongo

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    Hollywood Howie has become such a namby pamby dandy little sissy-boy pussy I wouldn't be surprised if he dug up Wally George's bones and apologized to them on the air for being so mean to him.

    And also Mancow's dead father's skull.

    He'd hug it instead of fucking it.
     
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    yep
     
  13. Shivvy

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    i asked this cuz he used the "its not funny its not fun" line on AGT the other night
     
  14. jyanks

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    He will make up with him when the CBGB movie comes out & he has Billy's brother on the show to promote the film.
     
  15. Rob0729

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    The Emperor has been exposed for having no clothes. Unlike Chevy Chase, Ellen Degeneres, Kathy Lee Gifford, Rosie O'Donnell, etc., Billy Crystal has the luxury of having proof that Howard has no fanbase left and there is no upside in making up with him. What's in it for Billy to make up with Howard?
     
  16. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    Which was actually never said by the real Billy Crystal... not completely, at least.
     
  17. Nick Manning

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    He better do this one quick and one of them is retiring and moving to the east coast. Maybe Howig can apologize, then?
     
  18. Napoleon V2

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    When Mr Saturday Night 2 comes out
     
  19. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    i always found that odd, too. i mean... Howard repeated the same phrase over and over and it wasnt even really what Billy Crystal said
     
  20. Beth Eats Hay

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    He doesn't. Horseface might, though.