How long until THSS adds Eric The Midget Jr/II?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Bet the farm that by Jan they will have someone replace ETM with some hack sound alike doing schtick like they did with the 2nd Big Foot
     
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    Why don't they just call that Derek from TX guy? He was pretty good.
     
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    Fred will start doing ETA from heaven as as soon as they write some material for it.
     
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    give it a month
     
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    in other words, never.
     
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    Material?? Someone set the time machine for 1997 this morning
     
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    This is a perfect illustration of Problem #2792 With the HSS. Namely laziness and shortsightedness.

    A personality like Eric the Midget takes years to cultivate before he, she or it truly becomes compelling radio. The first couple of years he called in, ETM was far from the hilariously annoying, ungrateful, caustic little shit we eventually came to know and love/hate. It took time for that lack of personality to develop.

    Point being, anyone who might possibly be able to serve as a halfway decent substitute for ETM next January, should have already been identified years ago. But as with everything else, all the energy and effort that should be continuously going into recruiting fresh talent is instead being wasted on phony Tradio calls, the Jack & Rod Show and hiring scary talents like Marci Turk.
     
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    What is he saying robin?
     
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    "Robin?"
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Jay Thomas is in negotiations to have Jon replace Kevin Meany.
     
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    Boff....my boff..Gary... can you get robin back on the air???
     
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    "We are going to have an Eric the Actor impersonator in real soon....the show is going to be great, and its never been better. Oh...and did I tell you that Neil Young is coming in soon? He is...coming in....real soon" -Gary Dellabate
     
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    I almost get Gary.... the gravy train is almost over. .. he has a mortgage, kids in college. .. and zero chances of ever getting a job making more than the minimum. .. so he is sucking cock and milking his winning lottery ticket

    It will be funny when it is over to see him on twitter like Stuttering John trying to make money
     
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    You've given this a lot of thought, maybe you should apply for the spot
     
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    They should stop worrying about hiring new Whack Pack members and focus on hiring a better writing team.

    And I thought there was the Rob Zombie Bigfoot guy who was really cool, then he died and some other guy who always gets maced and "leered" into things took over and that was funny, did he die too?
     
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    by they, he means Benjy, which does mean never. That Joan Rivers from heaven bs was awful on Tuesday.
     
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    I think it will be Ms. Turk's honor to go down with this ship.
     
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    Right, like Sha-sha-seany and ass napkin ed.
     
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    They would make good substitutes for gun targets.
     
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    I heard that Hillbilly Jack's not doing anything. Maybe they'll dredge him up again.