Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, Jan 6, 2012.
I'm going for 2 weeks.
Did he fart during yoga?
He probably didn't, that's a major faux-pas
Who dumped his ass?
Some spirit tracking magician or something, the details are foggy.
leave chriza alone!
he'll have a new gf in a week, big deal, for now, Taco Bell
You already stopped seeing each other?
Let's just say between this and finding out the bad news about my ex, this really hasn't been my year so far
Gonna be a daddy?
he's too young to settle down -- he should be breaking up with girls at least every 3 months
I guess her cheeks didn't have a rosy glow? Chriza likes a good cheek with a rosy glow.
And this is why i said not to spend a lot of money on this bitch for christmas.
And I did anyway
Christ, someone let me borrow their gun
It probably didn't even have a pinkish hue.
What did she get you?