how long will it take for them to give me my powerball winnings?

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  1. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    after the drawing?


    do i show up tomorrow and get my 200 mil?


    or is there like a waiting period of some kind?

    should i quit my job and divorce my wife from tonight?
    or wait?
     
  2. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    btw

    here is the winning ticket as proof

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  3. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    Are you taking the annuity?
     
  4. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    no
    cash
     
  5. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    same numbers I got
    I'll share with you tho
     
  6. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    He's taking the anal
     
  7. banksy

    banksy Hey. You ugly. You yo daddy's son. VIP

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    should have used the $6 for bug spray
     
  8. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    can u make the pic bigger?
     
  9. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Sorry:facepalm:
     
  10. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    Is it true that there is no limit to the fun with the new Louisiana Sportsman scratch-offs? How many scenes have you collected?
     
  11. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    You get your winnings within a week...
     
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    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    I bet they still give you a check even though they call it cash.
     
  13. Jack-A-Roe

    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    bought 15 tickets for my work pool, niggas gonna get rich
     
  14. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    in a week?

    can i get it like in cash?


    that would be fuckign funny as fuck

    "no i want cash

    in a duffle bag"

    and go in their with two big black fuckers
    body guards


    but u tell them u gonna pay them after u pick up the money
    since u really don't have any money to pay themyet
     
  15. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    and then u count the cash before u sign off
     
  16. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Nah you request the big goofy check and then take that shit to an attorney.
     
  17. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    is that big goofy check even a real check?


    and will they force me to be able to use my pic?

    i don't want yall to see me on the news and shit
     
  18. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Actually, you should hire an attorney and finance guy before you come forward. Call the phone company, change your number to unlisted, wipe your Identity off the Internet, book a trip, leaving immediately after you claim the prize for at least 2-3 weeks, longer if you can. Trust me on all of this...
     
  19. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    yah

    i remember ur brother won
     
  20. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    And our friend's mom won twice...steps need to be taken to insure you can control the insanity.