How many abortions would you say Beth has had?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    A kmart model like her in NY
    trying to make a mark...She partied for 10 years before meeting her sucker. ..

    Whats the over/under?

    I am going to be nice and say a bakers dozen
     
  2. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Moose is not female...it's a he/she...I doubt it gets a period but has a vag...balls have been moved to the chin.

    Moooose could kick everyone's ass...It has a great career waiting in wrestling or maybe football.

    f-mutt
     
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    no one aborts Howard's baby, only Howard
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    +r

    Your words are like poetry
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    And the men she banged coked out of her mind
     
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    beetlejosh Naw man, I don't eat dragon. Gold

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    Can't have babies when humans have sex with horses dumbos
     
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    Considering per previous "profession", dating history and screwed up family, I'd say at least one.
     
  10. Willowglen

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    Zero. She would have cashed in and locked down whoever was dumb enough to knock her up.
     
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    How many abortions has The Beth had? Depends. What time is it now?
     
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    She was probably on birth control before she met Howard. When she told Howard she would never have an abortion and would refuse one if she became pregnant I actually think she was being truthful for once.

    I think she is still on the pill so she can fuck other guys. Meanwhile the neurotic pelican is reduced to using condoms with his wife.
     
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    In her professional life, it's like a noyne. In her personal life it's like a two.
     
  14. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Yeah ...grandpa uses condoms.. Too keep him from coming so fast...uhhuh

    Does mooooose leave a gift that keeps on giving? There's a variety of them in the "modoeing " industry.

    f-mutt
     
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    I doubt Beff is diseased. Howig would have split early if that were the case. It wouldt surprise me if Howig picked up something on his mad terror.
     
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    Do you think he has an elaborate security system to make sure the rubbers are disposed of properly? I'm sure he heard about Jesse Jackson's mistress freezing the sperm from used rubbers.
     
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    Maybe that's the reason she walks like she has a dick n balls: she's got warts the size of Gary Coleman between her legs.
     
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    None, she would have tweeted a pic of herself posing next to the bloody mess.
     
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    Twitter wasn't around in 1998, bro.
     
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