How Many Breathalyzer Tests Have You Been Forced To Do?

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  1. blairg

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    3 here. One time blew under, one time blew way over after an accident and got charged with dangerous driving, one time blew a little over and just had my car impounded and my license suspended for 48 hours.
     
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    fuck off
     
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    Crash into a tree, faggot
     
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    once.

    I was impaired but my PBA card got me a "drive home...carefully"
     
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    In Argentina you'll go to prison for 5 years
     
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    One time I was stopped at 3 in the morning for speeding after consuming a fifth of vodka. I was even sitting in the back of the cop car. Somehow they sent me on my way with a warning ticket for speeding.
     
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    Saw a cop behind me while driving, so I turned down the wrong way on a one way street.:facepalm:

    I was slightly under the legal limit. :cheer:
     
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    I don't drive drunk because I'm a shut-in
     
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    I don't drive under the influence anymore. I used to when it was OK to do it before everyone got all high and mighty about it.
     
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    1. When I shipped off to boot camp. I guess they don't want you getting tanked up for that.
     
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    [video=youtube;CPl9r7tv5tY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPl9r7tv5tY[/video]

    "....and extra strong mints, for those who are drink-driving."
     
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    one :smile:
     
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    Look at me, rand, I'm mowin' the air!
     
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    I swear, late 70's/early 80's, you'd get pulled over and it was all: "You been drinkin' son? Well shit! Gimme a beer!"