Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Smell Muhfinger, May 1, 2012.
I prefer one at at time, but I got some crazy shit going on right now, yo. Not cool.....
just one right now
GF gives me some carazzy puss
I'm sure both are ugly, so you'll be fine
None of them are ugly, or else I wouldn't be hitting it.
We're men. We would fuck anytime, anywhere.... Opportunity vastly outweighs Quality
That's only proportionate to intoxication level, in my book.
right out of college my gf & future wife were taking a break, (which should have told me something) so i was hooking up with my dental asst who was leaving her husband. we were going hot & heavy for 6 months when the future bride wanted back in. i was sharing a house with a college buddy & the dental asst was screaming & beating on my bedroom window at 2am when my future bride was getting the high hard one. cheif of police lived next door & called his buds to respond..it got ugly on the front lawn at 2am. neighbors of very quiet neighborhood were not impressed. i miss my dental asst slut, she used to come & grind on me in the dentist chair with her tight little ass whenever the dentist left the room & she would load me up with nitrous which is a great high.
i fucked her in every dental chair when my dentist took a week off. young, horny & no responsiblities is a good way to go thro life.
thought i was gonna read some good funny stories...life, try it dawgsaloon
Just 2 in college. This little blondie with a big ol booty came by the frat house and left the next morning. No big deal except she left her rings in my change ashtray. That next day I was going on a 2 day class fieldtrip with girl #2 who had gorgeous curly hair like Slippy. I gave girl #2 the three rings that belonged to girl #1. You can guess what happened after that.
I learned that I am not very efficient multitasking.
nice, i remember tossing a pair of panties out of my laundry to my future wife as she was walking out the door, oops, not hers & the next hour i took a beat down as i tried to pawn them off on my roomies gf who didn't fit the bill because she had a wide ass.
Girls just know.
Im not really into the whole juggling thing...most i ever did was 2, and not since i was married.
Are you talking about real relationships or fuck buddies? Pulling off having more than one real girlfriend is very difficult.
Having multiple fuck buddies is not unusual.
i was going to asu, the stars aligned, and one glorious day i had 3 of em. i was juggling 2 of them at the time and the 3rd was a happy bonus. nothing better than a marriage that's ending and a pissed off wife who thinks you're sweet.
one for breakfast, one for lunch and one for night time. still makes me smile.
all the time i was in thailand, i never once thought of having a 3 or 4 some. young and stupid!
One of them drew a little heart and her name on my car window with some lipstick or chapstick or some shit. Later I was banging the other one in my car and we steamed up the windows and you could see it. Guess I didn't clean it off good enough. That girl was crushed. I never really did it again. I'm not into making people feel bad.
Frat House? You fucking dork.
Since pledges kept the house clean, girls felt comfortable hanging out. Man law was strictly enforced to keep gossip to a minimum so all in all there were no major problems until the parties got out of hand. The good times came to an end when the roof caught on fire from a weed grow light, the end.
there are too many pinheads with grow lights.
We had a large room under the stairs and some new porta potties that were all grow rooms. One stupid ass took a growlight and used it on the dark porch. It was an inch from wood and the little fire quickly spread to the roof. The fireman tore ass with their axes trying to open up the roof and stopped the fire from taking down the whole house but the county said the house was uninhabitable. That semester most of us graduated and moved on.