How many clorox wipes does it take..?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by nearly.normal, Oct 17, 2012.

  1. nearly.normal

    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    He uses baby wipes on his ass, too. The man's a modern day Howard Hughes.
     
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    I dunno The baby wipes save a shit load, excuse the pun, on TP usage. One good wipe with a wipe can save 2 wads of paper smearing the shit around your asshole. One of Stern's only truths was when he pointed out that if you had a shit on your fingers you wouldn't use dry paper towel to clean them off.
     
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    Not enough to get you to leave the saloon. Go crawl back up Zena's humongous asshole. (or is it pussy, I forget)
     
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    Agree.. Huggie wipes rule.
     
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    He uses tissue on his cock and baby wipes in his ass
     
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    1147.....Thats a fact!!!!!!!
     
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    who's the purdy lady sitting at howard's desk?:c:c
     
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    He's hoping Beth will want to "dive in his ass" if he keeps clean back there. The only way Beth would ever dive in his ass is if his check book got stuck in there..
     
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    I can't wait until he dies of a common cold.
     
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    not gonna lie. I use the flushable baby wipes sometimes.
     
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    Good hygiene is so wierd:facepalm:
     
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    [​IMG]I was just about to say that!

    rep
     
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    Does he film Howard TV with all that shit on his desk?

    I guess the role of "set designer" has gone unfilled/unpaid, huh?


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    That is one ugly muthafucka. Woof.
     
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    He looks like he is ready to shout out "BINGO!"
     
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    It's interesting that besides the two containers of clorox wipes there is another dispenser of what I presume is purell or soap and a box of tissues. Like more cleaning/disinfectant stuff than radio stuff!
     
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    FYI, you apparently linked to a file of a middle aged jewish woman sitting in the studio by mistake.
     
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    to be fair they do come in a set of 3
    but he couldnt buy enough to get me in the same room