How many days would Howard survive alone?

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  1. dawg

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    This AGT thing has proven that Howard is a man child. Still throws fits and needs his mommy. Keep in mind while making millions while real men work for far less and a lot harder.

    How many days would Howard survive alone? And i mean alone, no Ralph, no Ronnie, no man hands, nobody! Could Howard do it alone?
     
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    Days? Vegas has the over/under at zero.
     
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    That fucker doesn't even know how to drive a car.No.
     
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    The man is rich yet would die because he has no idea how to take care of himself. :jj:
     
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    Days? Try how many hours could Wiggy survive. Maybe 3 hours? Maybe.
     
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    Can't make his own food. Can't dress himself. Can't drive because he gets lost to easily. Can barely use a toilet without a full production number. I figure he starves in three days because he's so emaciated as it is.
     
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    This is how Manhattan would look to Wiggy without someone to care for him.

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    Do you think he would have a mental breakdown from fear and panic?
     
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    it would be a really short movie.
     
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    He would be making friends with people he never would have considered talking to
     
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    As long as he had his money and lots of beer can thick cocks he'd be juuuuuuust fine.
     
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    Yes but the question was alone.
     
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    "Robin, the mutants love me..... America's Got Zombies is a huge hit"
     
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    when you say "alone" does he get to have a mirror?
     
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    With or without depends and wipes?
     
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    As long as he had his chef and maids, he will be just fine. Considering Howard doesn't consider them people, he is technically alone when he is in his apartment with only his house staff.
     
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    Yes he still has his apartment, just no one to wipe his ass.
     
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    Yes but he has to put them on himself.
     
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    No staff no chefs. Alone!
     
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    My guess he would choke himself to death with one of his scarves trying to get dressed without Ralph on the first day.
     
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