How many doors does Howard have at Chimneyville?

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  1. lilbuddy67

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    Including garage doors and patio doors, not just hinged doors. Must be staggering.
     
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    Considering the number of bedrooms, bathrooms, entrances and the off doors that lowly servants go in and out of, that's kind of a hard number to come up with.
     
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    He has more doors than most people have money.
     
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    there must be some sort of formula like # doors = e^(pi*number of chimneys)
     
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    E=m doors to the wigged power
     
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    Enough doors that he and Beth can spend the entire weekend together and never run into each other. Which is the way they like it. Howard can seclude himself in a room watching babysitter porn, while Beth is in another room 3,000 feet away taking selfies of a cat taking a nap on her for Instagram.
     
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    cue the Benny Hill chase music
     
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    Don't forget closet doors. We're talking hundreds.
     
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