Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by lilbuddy67, Nov 5, 2014.
Including garage doors and patio doors, not just hinged doors. Must be staggering.
Considering the number of bedrooms, bathrooms, entrances and the off doors that lowly servants go in and out of, that's kind of a hard number to come up with.
He has more doors than most people have money.
there must be some sort of formula like # doors = e^(pi*number of chimneys)
E=m doors to the wigged power
Enough doors that he and Beth can spend the entire weekend together and never run into each other. Which is the way they like it. Howard can seclude himself in a room watching babysitter porn, while Beth is in another room 3,000 feet away taking selfies of a cat taking a nap on her for Instagram.
cue the Benny Hill chase music
Don't forget closet doors. We're talking hundreds.