How many farts until your chair smells permanently?

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    Lets say they are half beer farts, of typical consistency and duration.

    I'm thinking about 250 farts for an average cloth desk chair. More for leather, of course.

    Does this seem right? It's for a paper I'm writing for my night class. Thanks.
     
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