How many females should a man have "relations" with before he takes the plunge & gets married?

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    20 seems like a mandatory minimum
    * prostitutes don't count
     
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    What if they are a child bride like they have in muslim countries?
     
  3. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Hundreds, if he can.
     
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    As many as possible
     
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    For clarification: Child molestation/rape is prohibited in this questionnaire ... Anyone over 18 whose banging someone under 18 should have their genitals lopped off
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    We need numerical responses, please
     
  7. TonyJax

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    Just axing for the muslims that post here, they may be shy.
     
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    Same for women.
     
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    Muslims are hereby banned from participating
     
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    No... the wife material should stay below double digits. That's why we require the whorey party girls to absorb 95% of the bell curve.
     
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    :jj: Well we can just lie then.
     
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    I think no matter how many people you've had sex with you'll always want to have sex with more if you're a normal person so it probably doesn't really matter.
     
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    most quality relationships have a fair amount of useful amnesia. There is no reason to lay out all your pre-you experience.
     
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    I totally agree, and I'm actually not interested in their sexual history unless they're a virgin like @Schmoopy, in which case I'd run.
     
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    I don't think it matters. You gotta find the one you want to be with. Be it 1 or 50. Setting goal numbers is weak shit.
     
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    Trick question. Any guy who gets married is a sap.
     
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    Men, no matter how infatuated or in love with one person they may be, are still inherently programmed by nature to spread their seed & procreate ...Its important to get all the "strange" they can before marriage in order to fight off the burdensome, constant nagging from Mother Nature ...
     
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    I can kind of agree, and I thank God I didn't marry the first girl I ever fucked.
     
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