How many gallons do you think Stern has realistically guzzled

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  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    I'd say at least as much as Rod Stewart did the night he had to have his stomach pumped!
     
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    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP

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    Just a portion.

    Each and every time
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    At least this.
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    It's the real reason Ralph spends one afternoon a week at Howard's. Clearly it's not finding reasonable clothing; he's leaving Howie a supply of man milk.
     

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    gallons of cum? you shoulda said cups. thinking gallons makes me nauseous :jj: cups sounds more his style. like the lonely almond. don't wanna make a cum pig of yaself.
     
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    :hilarious: picturing ralph hooked up to a milking machine sucking him dry.
     
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    [​IMG] I'm sure he could clean out a bank's freezer in about a business week.
     
  12. Quite Frankly

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    Can't post other Breaking Bad image w/barrels fuck.....
     
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    In which end. :dontknow:
     
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    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    Touche'. In a day, yeah how about Spa Sized Portion, from sterilized jars of the evidence labeled and dated.

    I suppose I had imagined over a lifetime. Which, oh god......

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    Realistically? None.
     
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    Interesting theory.

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    Being serious here for a sec: Wasn't there a plot point in one of the episodes of his abandoned cartoon series about himself in which he'd blow a homeless guy in an alley? I remember Artie asking what was up with that, and saying there are three people on earth he'd never want to see sucking cock: His dad, Bruce Springsteen and Howard. Maybe Howard canned the show because it was going to explore that previously only hinted at part of his past?

    But in answer to the question: More than he spits out.
     
  19. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    He chugs alot. Thats why he eats less. To save calories for his treats.