How many in here wouldn't be here if their significant other had access to a gun?

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  1. Diogenes1

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  2. Johnnykstaint

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    That's tough to say with 100% certainty but I doubt I'd be here.
     
  3. Oderus

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    she does and I am
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    That's a previous significant other, not the current one. :jj:
     
  5. Johnnykstaint

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    At a certain point, the gunshot to the head would just be more humane though.
     
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    very true
     
  7. Diogenes1

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    I am referring to the heat of the moment of a volatile argument and that if a gun were lying there locked and loaded, you would have took one in the face.
     
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  9. Lemmy

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    I have a few guns. No concern about the SO......we are civilized.
     
  10. Satori Brah

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    I don't date crazy women so that wouldn't happen.
     
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    why are you torturing me?
     
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  13. BrulesRules

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    we have a set of Kitchen Aid knives..they are pretty sharp and I'm sure she could do damage with them if she wanted to.
     
  14. Lemmy

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    Bro laughs at your knives.
     
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    Kitchen Aid? come on.
     
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    she'd be better off beating you over the head with tupperware
     
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    He has two and we are both here.
     
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    He's the one who needs to worry..did you see how angry his wife looked int hat picture of her?? :chair:
     
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    a new picture of Bro's wife?
     
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    :depressed:
     
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