All of them except the ones with self respect--Jackie Martling, Billy West, Stuttering John, Steve Langford, Artie Lange. Did I leave anyone out?
Question is, is the Stern staff qualified to do other work? Because if I were in their shoes, I would have been long gone by now. I can only imagine what their resumes look like. There are some good semi decent salaries to be had in NYC of all places.
The monkey would jump to the front of that line. Second in line would be Sal for obvious reasons. The only ones who wouldn't do it already left the show.
i use to think that Fred would be the only exception to the rule but these days i think he would be 3 inches deep into howard's asshole also i think that Robin wouldn't but only because she thinks she has the talent to make it on her own ....
Robin Im not sure. I can see her either fail or succeed. Fred Im not sure about either. I feel bad for Sal in a way. He has to suck up to someone whose a mere shadow of his former self. You know that has to be killing him. I wonder if he can go back to selling stocks.
I agree. I used to think sal was nuts when he'd say stuff like "beth is controlling Howard" and "enjoy having those kids beth doesn't want to have but will have anyway" but he kinda had a point. The worst part is he, like many members of the staff, is fucked once the show ends.
Hmm... I'm wondering... Maybe the reason why some people that havent left isnt because theyre screwed, but maybe they are afraid to leave Howard (and his supposed wrath). I mean there are a small number of people that can get another job. Look at how John was treated when he left. It's sad in a way, because Richard can definitely join up with a band and still work. Sal can go back to selling stocks or something (assuming he can). Some of the other back office people are fucked though. Here's hoping they realize soon that Howard is defanged and harmless.
I think Richard would limit it to just tonguing his taint. The rest -Sal included- would tongue the entire anus. After all, Howard's very clean you know. Tidy Wipes.
