Politics How many of you gun owners have a defibrillator?

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  1. XuXu

    XuXu VIP Extreme Gold

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    I keep hearing the argument that it takes too long for police to show up and that's why you need to be armed to protect yourself, but there are only about 100 home invasion-related homicides per year and 750,000 heart attacks. So why do so few gun owners have a defibrillator in their house?
     
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    EXCELLENT question.
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    That is possibly the dumbest analogy I have ever heard. We get it. You are anti-gun. Give it a rest.
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    You should grow your toenails out so that you can reach the trigger on your 'long gun' while the barrel is in your mouth.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Long Gun.

    :lol:

    Fucking gun faggots fondling their long guns. :jj:
     
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  6. Mr Sinister

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    More than 1,000 people die every year after falling down stairs



    Why doesn't every home have an elevator!!!!
     
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  7. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Why do you need a fire extinguisher when so few houses ever catch fire?

    Just call the fire department.
     
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    You should call the paramedics, not the cops, if someone is having a heart attack. :grad:
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Outlaw cars. Tons of vehicular deaths. You may need the government to tell you what you need. I don't.
     
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    I would hope that my shot would kill so there would be no need for first aid. Like I'm going to try to keep the perp alive so he can lie in court and sue me later.
     
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    Yes I do.

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  12. SuperFarts

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    I would tend to agree.

    Firearm related death is way down on the list.

    Our time, energy and resources are much better spent focusing on the other causes.


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    Also this:

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  13. Ben Dover

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    While I am supporting Trump in the upcoming election, I do feel we need to modify our gun laws.

    The Constitution was written in the 1700's, I don't think anyone back then knew there were going to be guns that didn't require packing gunpowder into them as the centuries progressed.
     
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    i have guns because i like things that go BOOM!
     
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    Is this fucker for reals????
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    My grandpa had one in his house. :dontknow:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Yes unfortunately.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Girls name? :munch:
     
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    Alcohol kills 8 times more people a year than guns. But I'm sure you like your wine? I'm I right you hypocrite cunt?
     
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    God damn wacko...
    How could any sane person share this view?
     
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