How many of your friends are dead?

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  1. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    As time marches, we lose the people we love.
    I'm in my mid-40's and have been fortunate to only lose one really close friend. He had a heart attack at the age of 38 and fell over dead in the middle of his living room.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I never imagined you as an old geezer.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    He sounded like a real faggot
     
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    Zero. Once they die they cease being my friends. :yes:
     
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    They might as well all be ... I've been married for 11 years.
     
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    All my friends are indian.
    All my friends are brown and dead.
     
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    He was a screaming queer! HTF did you know?
     
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    God damn it now I feel bad :depressed:
     
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    Not too many close friends, thank God. But my best friend in elementary school died a few years back in a bicycle accident. Like Robin, he was 34.

    The creepy thing is his FB page is still up. I'm not sure that's the right thing to do in that situation.
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    I'm 2 weeks shy of 42. Both my best friends from high school died....one was a surgical nurse who got into the "habit" of huffing...and her 18 year old son found her dead in her bed.

    My other friend....always had demons. She had a multitude of mugshots online for prostitution and stealing...mind you, this chick was SMART in school

    She OD'd. Interesting thing is...I went to high school in the boring suburbs of Jersey.....all my friends from my Queens NYC days are mostly successful.

    I never understood why parents think raising kids in the suburbs is better....suburban kids get bored much easier and end up fucking and doing drugs for fun
     
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    ...i lost my first 2 friends in a car accident when i was about 13. a couple of years later the organ player in our band went thru a windshield and died. i lost 2 friends to heroin overdoses, one drowned in mexico during a smuggling trip. an ex girlfriend died, another grade school and high school buddy died of a sudden heart attack at age 40. a good friend shot dead in vegas. too many to count.
     
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    Poke him
     
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    Double L considers mid-40's to be old geezer territory.
     
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    Mid 40's for a wrestler is geriatric. Thank god. :yes:
     
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    None. I hate all those undead cocksuckers.

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