How many people do you think will get shot at Star Wars' opening weekend?

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  1. XuXu

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    I'm gonna go with at least 10 shot with at least 3 fatalities, not including the shooter.
     
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    Because there's a black guy in it ????????


    Christ :facepalm:
     
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    If the theater has a "gun free zone" sign in the lobby they should be ok.
     
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    Everyone will be perfectly safe. The movie theaters have announced that they'll be checking people's bags to make sure no one can bring in a gun.
     
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    If they shoot like storm troopers nobody will get hit. :sarcastic:
     
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    Luckily, we can always try and pass some ridiculous, ineffective law that criminals will ignore after it's all over.
     
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    My balls do as his ears do when I run, making a collodial noise.
     
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    A what?
     
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    They didn't name the sequel "Straight outta Tatooine." [​IMG]
     
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    I find myself waking up with a raging erection every morning and the chance of someone being shot is very high.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I was going to say that! :pissed: :jj:
     
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    Straight Outta Dagobah

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    StraightOuttaSomewhere.jpg
     
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    There's a black guy in it? Wasn't there any before?
     
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    A Colt 45 drinking one at that.