How many phones does Howard have at Chimneyville?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Anyone have any guesses?

    +/- 20 ?
     
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    Either way, I hope they all ring off when someone calls....Except for Beth's personal phone:
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    I'd guess the phones serve mostly as an in-house system, for the house manager to direct the staff and for the Ostrosky's to call the house manager.
     
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    Three biggest lies: Check's in the mail. I won't come in your mouth. We don't have any servants.
     
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    "I hate phones, Robin."
     
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    This. Beef and Wiggy have their cell phones. But I doubt Wiggy likes having multiple ways for people to contact him. During the classic Langford/Sourshoes segment Wiggy mentioned he doesn't have a phone in his office.
     
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    He has caterers come in when he's at Chimney Manor. He bitches one time about how they were late and he wasn't hungry anymore and how it's a pain to shop for food in long island (same bullshit lies) but he somewhat let it out that he's catered food in the hamptons daily. So in a way he does have servants.
     
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    ...beths phone
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    Merely "Assistants"
     
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    I was GONNA use that one, but that would be a working actual phone, I wanted more stupid for her....makes believe she actually talks to another human being all day!!
     
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    When doing your count, don't forget the one one Howard's night stand.

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    Don't forget about the various starfucker hotlines he has positioned throughout Chimney Manor. Similar to the bat phone that went to Commissioner Gordon's office, these phones have been programmed to ring directly to celebs such as Kathy Lee Gifford, Jay Leno, and others whom Howard might want to reach out to before they pass.

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    as many as it takes to make the sure the baked potato and hot water are available.
     
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    Dont forget the mint leaf for dessert.
     
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    I remember The Wigged talking about his phone "system" at his apartment. It was some sort of automated system that would answer. If I remember correctly, you had to tell the system who you wanted to talk to. Who you were, etc. I think it was basically a voice mail system that probably cost 5 figures to install and maintain. I remember him saying the thing never worked.
     
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    A baked potato? Too fattening. Try beautiful soup with a portion of almonds.
     
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    :lol: @ "beautiful soup" :giggle:
     
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    Even better. He has his gay escorts on his cell. Good enough for him.
     
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    phone_ass_man.jpg
     
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