How many pounds of horseshit does it take to make one pound of Maxwell House coffee?

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  1. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    It's brutal.
     
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    good to the last drop
     
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    diarrhea
    noun, Pathology

    1. an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations.
     
  4. BrulesRules

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    Ask somebody that knows coffee, like Juan Valdez.
     
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    Juan Valdez isn't real but if he were he wouldn't drink Maxwell House
     
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    He has a donkey though so he knows horseshit.
     
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    A Donkey isn't a horse :secret:
     
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    Lying bitch
     
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    I hated that Mrs. Olson twat :nojj:
     
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    Why do you keep buying shit coffee?
     
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    Chigs The finest in the Nation

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    I think it is a 1/1 conversion. I think Maxwell House just freeze dries shit until it crystalizes and flakes.
     
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    Agreed.
     
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    Because Cafe Bustello isn't on sale. Ok? Is the inquisition over now, miss nosy? :)
     
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    Science.
     
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    next you're going to tell me a zebra isn't a horse :rolleyes:
     
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    Many, many years ago I used to drink folgers. Even then I thought Maxwell house was shit.
     
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