How many pushups can you do?

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  1. garypagetwo

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    I cant check right now because I'm going to the gym tomorrow, but I'm pretty sure I can do ~40 :cool:
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    1, and then i die so i've never gone to 2
     
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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Gary, pulling your dick out of a dog isn't a pushup
     
  5. garypagetwo

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    Dude you really gotta pull yourself together.
     
  6. Dream Theater

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    No you can't Gary.
     
  7. garypagetwo

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    bro your dick looks like youve fucked a wasp nest
    jealous?
     
  8. Dream Theater

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    I have a feeling our chubby little overeating resident cry baby bitch means these kind :

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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So is Gary saying he'd like me better if I had a prettier cock? :worried:
     
  10. Dream Theater

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    The boy does love and knows about cock. :grad:
     
  11. Oderus

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    how much can you bench, gare?
     
  12. Johnnykstaint

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    I can do 40 in a minute...and then i am lucky to do 50 in 2 minutes :facepalm:
     
  13. DrSublux

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    Oh Hello

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    The hell does that have to do with how many dogs you fuck?
     
  15. garypagetwo

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    right now im doing 122 lbs 4x10
     
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    can shit really press that much?
     
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    Woah
     
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    Push ups aren't going to get your chest any bigger, Gary. Quit wasting time and bench.
     
  19. garypagetwo

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    Thread closed
     
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