how many seconds into the movie "kingsmen" did you realize it was going to be pure shit

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it was within the first five to 10 seconds for me. helicoper flies up with two dudes dangling from ladders who each take a single shot and kill a surprised ay-rab, then the helicoper goes toward some palace and shoots a missel and little cluster bombs and when the bombs exploded they formed the names of the producers, directors, actors, etc.

    who the fuck would continue with that movie after that point?

    someone with a lot of time on his hands, man. a dude who does nothing productive in life.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I heard it was really funny.
     
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  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i believe that only if they mean unintentionally.
     
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    I enjoyed it. :dontknow:

    Suspension of disbelief and all that.
     
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    Ha Ha. Someone warned me about it. Saved me 14 bucks.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    The last 2 movies I've seen in a theater are Neighbors and Pitch Perfect 2.

    Both were excellent.
     
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    I liked it for what it was.
     
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    Especially that broads ass at the end.
     
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    I haven't watched it, but it looked good in the trailer
     
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    What about that part where the one guy was going down on this chick in a dark closet and the chick says, "whoa dude. I'm a dude. why are you licking my balls"

    I thought that part was funny. +++++

    spoiler alert
     
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    Proof positive you are boring stupid faggot. That movie was awesome. Such a little boring emo bitch. Just stick to sucking mine or schmoopy balls bro it is the only thing that makes you even remotely interesting.
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

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    case in point.
     
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    From the guy who loved the Lone Ranger remake debacle.
     
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    Really faggot you didn't like kingsman either?
     
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    remember that part where tonto was performing cunninlingus in the tent and the horse says. whoa dude, I'm a horse. Why you licking my balls.

    that part made me chuckle shits and giggles.

    spoiler alert
     
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    Haven't seen it yet.
     
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    If you watch it and don't like it you have a vagina and are a boring person no need for a debate. That being said I am sure many non boring women also enjoyed it.
     
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    Ditto.
    Borrowed it from the interweb but not viewed yet.
     
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    You loved Lone Ranger.
     
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    :umm: