How many selfies will Beth take over a dying Howard on life support before "tripping over cord?"

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    in a very near future... Howard has gone into anaphylaxis shock the result of a lifetime use of industrial wig adhesives..

    he is found unconscious on the floor by one of his maids ... dildo still vibrating in his ass , 911 is called...
    'Help Senor Howard is no breathing.' after many hours of surgery NY's finest doctors are unable to remove the smile from his ridiculous face ...
    doctors also fail to reverse the brain damage he now suffers as a result of decade long use of Lee Press-On Hair..

    a hysterical (laughter) Beth is now alone in the room with her Hand Bag/Husband...

    How many selfies does she take and post before she has an ooopsies that send Howard to Hebrew Heaven?


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    At least 47

    7 of which will be in her slut wedding dress and with a maimed cat
     
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    "Oops! Blindbella! Who happens to be blind...You pulled out the cord you rascal!" :yay:

    <<<<<insert selfie here>>>>>
     
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    The selfies will never stop.

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    She's gonna suffocate him, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest style, with a cat.
     
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    at least she had someone else take the picture or else it would have been tasteless
     
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    Remember Leona Hemsley and her "poor Harry"?
    That is how these two will end up.
    All alone and hated by the public. The kids will be fighting over his estate while Consuela wipes his senile ass every day.
     
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    Right, that one is classy as opposed to this one:

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    that be classy and shit
     
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    "Wait, Old Man! Don't die yet! What's the combination to the safe?"
     
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    Logical question....that's the sad part.

    The pics with selfies and deceased loved ones....just speechless seeing that.
     
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    That'll make a great Facebook avatar.... oy vey.
     
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    :hat:
     
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    :cwl:
     
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    Jesus!!!! What the fuck is wrong with this woman?
     
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    i agree... the decent thing to do is have him cremated and snort the aches
     
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    That probably would be this lady's next move.
     
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    hey i am trying to watch german milf vidoes ...plz keep it down
     
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