How many signs of dimentia does Howard exhibit?

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    After listening to his lawsuit rant from yesterday, it really is becoming clear that someone close to him needs to step in. I've seen people fall to dementia an HS is exhibiting many of the signs in my opinion:

    Dimentia: severe impairment or loss of intellectual capacity and personality integration


    1. recent memory loss that affects job skills
    2. difficulty performing familiar tasks
    3. problems with language
    4. disorientation of time and place
    5. poor or decreased judgment
    6. problems with abstract thinking
    7. misplacing things
    8. changes in mood or behavior
    9. changes in personality
    10. loss of initiative

    How many of these 10 signs does Howard have?
     
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    You sound like ETM diagnosing Howard's mom the other day... I lol'ed.
     
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    Eh.. thanks? :dontknow:
     
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    I didn't hear the ETM segment... I don't listen much anymore. I get all the HS news from this site, which is more consistently funnier than the show ever was IMO.
     
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    90% of the posters on this site are screwed, according to this.
     
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    Well, he doesn't exhibit the most serious one yet: inability to spell simple words correctly.
     
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    I think that....

    What was the question?
     
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    Robin pressing Howard on his Ambien use/abuse leads me to believe that she knows something off.
    Maybe it's drugs and alcohol, maybe it's dementia but something ain't kosher in studio 69.
     
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    I took it that she was just calling out one of his many lies. I would love for her to start turning on him & call him out on everything.
     
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    Definitely more than a few:


    1. recent memory loss that affects job skills = did not recall that David Arquette was on the show and kept bringing him back multiple times
    2. difficulty performing familiar tasks
    3. problems with language = thinks his contract entitled him to a bonus based on subscribers who cannot listen to the show
    4. disorientation of time and place = thinks the weekend begins on Thursdays
    5. poor or decreased judgment = accepted a job on AGT
    6. problems with abstract thinking
    7. misplacing things = must have lost the notebook full of ideas for the channels
    8. changes in mood or behavior = now has sleepovers with Rosie and wants to go on the View and Ellen
    9. changes in personality
    10. loss of initiative = apparent in most segments of the HSS since 2010
     
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    LSD damage
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Yeah, that one time he tried it really did a number on him. :rolleye: Shit, I dropped more acid when I was 14 than he did acid, hash oil and 'ludes in the entire 1970's and I'm totally unaffected.....for the most part. :c
     
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    Well, aren't you a pleasant little fucker. Welcome to the forum; glad you can contribute positively.
     
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    It amused me, too. Howard listed endless examples of his mother's senile behaviour at AGM & when ETM dared to suggest she may be showing signs of dementia, Howard & Robin accused ETM of not getting it & how Rae is "fine".
     
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    I know, Howard kept saying her confusion was due to a hearing problem but it was definitely more than that. Asking Howard if he saw Ben go up on stage was an obvious sign she has some kind of mental impairment. Howard was the one who invited Ben on stage and was standing next to him the whole time.
     
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    I don't listen to the show much.........what did Robin say about Howard's ambien use?:dontknow:
     
  20. SouthernListen

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    I heard the first sign is an inability to spell dementia.