News How many teens would a wood chipper kill if a woodchipper could kill teens?

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  1. chapped

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    GASTONIA, N.C. – A 19-year-old man has died after being pulled into a wood chipper on his first day on the job.

    According to WSOC, 19-year-old Mason Cox was looking for work when he learned he may be able to help his cousin at Crawford’s Tree and Stump Grinding Service.

    Saturday was his first day on the job.

    Investigators say a tree limb became lodged in the wood chipper and Cox tried to make it go through.

    Tragically, the wood chipper pulled him in, killing him instantly.

    Jon Crawford, the owner of the business, quickly hit the kill switch and put the machine in reverse, but was too late to save the teen.

    Crawford suffered a heart attack at the scene and had to be rushed to the hospital.

    Investigators determined the teen’s death was an accident and no foul play was suspected.


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    No wood chipper thread is complete without this.

     
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    happy holiday..is that a hallmark special...
     
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    Yes
     
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    these dumb young kids
    good kids
    just want to do a good job
    have the boss like them and shit

    dying because they don't want to take the 30 seconds to do something right

    good times
     
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    Meanwhile the fat kid playing hus PlayStation will live to be 70 and on disability for most of his life
     
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    RIP, junior. Are we learning?

    And his cousin was so freaked out he had a heart attack. A Christmas to remember.
     
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    You wouldn't have caught Micheal Brown, Lacquan Macdonald or Trayvon getting caught in a woodchipper. no Sir, them were college boys.

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    Damn, you beat me to it.
     
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    Ah jeez Margie.
     
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    They need to be trained to do something right in the first place.
     
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    Cant get killed on the job if you don't work.
     
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    Ive seen these things turn a 10 foot 7 inch wide log into mulch in a few seconds.
    Wouldnt want a job working one of these.
     
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    I guess you could say he wasn't "cut out" for the job. Awww too soon?!
     
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    That sucks. RIP
     
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    No, it chips.
     
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    Ahh the sympathy flowing thru this thread warms my heart :mad:
    Poor kid, fucking thing sucks :crying:
     
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    His friends said he was quite the cut up.
     
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