How many times a day do you make doody?

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  1. RobinsBedSores

    RobinsBedSores Active Member

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    Howard recommends one to two a day. I'm usually good for three or four.
     
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    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    2. That's a lot of shitting tubby.
     
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    RobinsBedSores Active Member

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    Most are very small movements.
     
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    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    Mix in some fiber
     
  5. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Show off. Now you're just bragging!
     
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    Is there fiber in Burger King?
     
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    do you drink a lot of coffee ? that makes you :shit:
     
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    A ton. But coffee allows me to stay up and deal with these little monsters.
     
  9. BrerJimmy

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    As many as it takes... Stay out of my way.
     
  10. MGD

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    Hopefully at least once. Twice is a really good day. More than 2x I am usually sick.
     
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    I'm like Beth. I never shit.
     
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    It depends. I went to a barbecue this weekend, got sloshed, and was shitting like mad on Sunday.

    Drank a ton of water on Sunday, took my first piss at about 3 pm, shat probably 4 times total on Sunday.

    Then Monday. One shit. A smallish one.

    Today? I'm on one right now. Probably have another before bed.
     
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    Once. occasionally twice
     
  14. Robert Higgins

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    I'm usually good for 2-3 a day. And I'm a vegitarian so I eat lots of beans and rice and roughage so don't go in there for awhile.
     
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    I SHIT once a day. "Making doody" is for faggots.
     
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    I shit once....but it's as large as a baby's arm
     
  17. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Does a continuous flow count as one?
     
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    Isn't this something that the darkies worry about all the time?:afro: