How Many Times a Day to Adjust Your Junk?

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  1. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Probably like 6
     
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    Sternac HALs Pal

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    probably 12-15 you filthy who oar
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    3-4 on average. How many times a day do you adjust your titties???
     
  5. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    BTW, mine's not junk. It's "equipment".
     
  6. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Zero. Except today...I did have to lift and adjust my right tit. I think it was b/c i was in a hurry this morning and didnt bend over to place my breasts in my bra.
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    Once an hour. I like it to have perfect posture.
     
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    I pay an obese midget to do it for me.
     
  9. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I just noticed Charon never five stars my threads.

    Whatta bitch!
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    How big are your damn tits that you have to bend over to get them in your bra???? :wtf:
     
  11. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    36d
     
  12. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    how big are yours, Slips?
    Didnt your mom teach you to bend over while putting on your bra?
     
  13. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    :wtf:
     
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    Nunz Lar's lurking. VIP Gold

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  15. Diogenes1

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    oh my
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :omg:

    34 C.........never heard of bending over to get them in your bra. :dontknow: I just kinda squish 'em in.
     
  17. VAsiCkBoy

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    I keep my hand in my pocket and my fingers on my nuts.
     
  18. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Aren't you worried that you'll tip over?
     
  19. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    None, I never have to. :depressed:
     
  20. Johnnykstaint

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    Wow, per day? Alot...a couple dozen? I will keep track now and report back! :salute: