How Many Times a Day to Adjust Your Junk?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lawsy, Feb 5, 2014.

Page 1 of 2
  1. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

    Reputations:
    597
    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2013
    Messages:
    43,457
    Likes Received:
    700
    :coffee:
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #1
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    112,884
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    204,541
    Likes Received:
    92,087
    Probably like 6
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #2
  3. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    14,692
    Likes Received:
    867
    probably 12-15 you filthy who oar
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #3
  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

    Reputations:
    40,097
    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2010
    Messages:
    11,923
    Likes Received:
    8,829
    3-4 on average. How many times a day do you adjust your titties???
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #4
  5. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

    Reputations:
    40,097
    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2010
    Messages:
    11,923
    Likes Received:
    8,829
    BTW, mine's not junk. It's "equipment".
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #5
  6. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

    Reputations:
    597
    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2013
    Messages:
    43,457
    Likes Received:
    700
    Zero. Except today...I did have to lift and adjust my right tit. I think it was b/c i was in a hurry this morning and didnt bend over to place my breasts in my bra.
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #6
  7. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    27,696
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    16,788
    Likes Received:
    17,481
    Once an hour. I like it to have perfect posture.
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #7
  8. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

    Reputations:
    687
    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2012
    Messages:
    55,724
    Likes Received:
    3,747
    I pay an obese midget to do it for me.
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #8
  9. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

    Reputations:
    597
    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2013
    Messages:
    43,457
    Likes Received:
    700
    I just noticed Charon never five stars my threads.

    Whatta bitch!
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #9
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,903
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,899
    Likes Received:
    3,945
    How big are your damn tits that you have to bend over to get them in your bra???? :wtf:
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #10
  11. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

    Reputations:
    597
    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2013
    Messages:
    43,457
    Likes Received:
    700
    36d
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #11
  12. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

    Reputations:
    597
    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2013
    Messages:
    43,457
    Likes Received:
    700
    how big are yours, Slips?
    Didnt your mom teach you to bend over while putting on your bra?
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #12
  13. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    100,734
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    134,367
    Likes Received:
    117,914
    :wtf:
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #13
  14. Nunz

    Nunz Lar's lurking(# 11a). VIP

    Reputations:
    25,469
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    12,540
    Likes Received:
    21,264
    This many...


    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #14
  15. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,167
    Likes Received:
    986
    oh my
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #15
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,903
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,899
    Likes Received:
    3,945
    :omg:

    34 C.........never heard of bending over to get them in your bra. :dontknow: I just kinda squish 'em in.
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #16
  17. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    126
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    10,123
    Likes Received:
    1,143
    I keep my hand in my pocket and my fingers on my nuts.
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #17
  18. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,903
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,899
    Likes Received:
    3,945
    Aren't you worried that you'll tip over?
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #18
  19. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2011
    Messages:
    34,776
    Likes Received:
    1,352
    None, I never have to. :depressed:
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #19
  20. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

    Reputations:
    21,497
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    47,855
    Likes Received:
    26,049
    Wow, per day? Alot...a couple dozen? I will keep track now and report back! :salute:
     
    Feb 5, 2014 #20
Page 1 of 2